Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
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all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
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Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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