I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
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found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
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is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize