If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
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What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
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I was THIS CLOSE. But drunk me wanted to play those washboard abs with a spoon, like an actual washboard. Apparently that hurts, so I just squished it out at home alone.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
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