I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I realized as I was wesiging my engamemby ring that you'd never love me tha same. I have life plans and Sam showed them to me
What? You're not speaking real words.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
You know you suck at relationships when you are sitting in the airport on Christmas day, alone, swiping on Tinder.
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
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