did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
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I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
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We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
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