i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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