i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
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There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
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Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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