I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
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I feel a five day drunk coming on.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
Hey, I'm probably about to be arrested but I didn't want to wake you. But it would be cool of you to get the $500.00 I have in the box I keep my "medicine" in and come bail me out. Also I figured you would be amused at the thought of me fending off brutal prison rape tonight.
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Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
He asked if I was a pirate because my "arrrrrrrrse" was worth burying. 10/10 for effort, 20/10 for serial killer vibes.
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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