I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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