Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
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