I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
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