she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
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Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
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Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
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