Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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