normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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