just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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