never play flip cup with pint glasses
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
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