Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
My underwear smells like fireworks.
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
People with herpes should wear stickers.
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On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
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Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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