Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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