put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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