Life lesson: if you fart while talking to a girl outside, the smell does not dissipate, it just lingers around mocking you
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
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He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
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His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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