Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
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Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
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While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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