"it" just moved
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
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My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
I have a running excel spreadsheet detailing the number of shots in a night and subsequent ability to masturbate
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
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I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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