My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
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