This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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