apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
Even my vagina gasped.
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
Randomize