That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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