Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
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