Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
she said your name and I thought she was asking me to motorboat her. Best. Miscommunication.Ever.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
don't judge my taste in strippers
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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