i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
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Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
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I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
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