Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
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He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
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Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
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