I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
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he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
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Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
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