oh god the rape fog is back!
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
I yelled at your uterus for you.
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