when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
I guess when the asshole said “I really miss you and want to get back together” he actually meant “I’m banging a Hooters girl behind your back.”
I hope she gives him gonorhea
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