Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Can't imagine what could be worse than pet-naming your penis, but I'll let it go.
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
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