i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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