nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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