I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
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