never play flip cup with pint glasses
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
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Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
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Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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