Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
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