i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
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the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
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no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
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