Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
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