Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
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I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
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yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
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