I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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