Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
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