Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
The only birthday messages I got from men were from my 8th grade boyfriend and the bouncer at our bar. I think I'm doing something wrong in life.
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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