told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
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