To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I fill condoms, not promises.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
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