oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
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