the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
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does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
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I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
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