i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
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