It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
