Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
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