just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
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6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
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Hey, it was your idea to keep her occupied with the barscanner on your phone.
you didnt need to give her a fucking sharpie. there are handmade barcodes everywhere. including my cock. fucker.
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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