Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
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I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
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After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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