I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
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I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
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Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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